1.Always jumping around.
In fact, the blood flow speed is accelerated, the feeling after congestion is more full, the effect of pudendal lubrication is naturally better, this is the signal to accept sex.
2. Run out to buy Plan B even though you practiced perfectly safe sex.
Does she believe that multiple condoms means increased safety against a guy’s little swimmers? Was she absent the whole year that they gave those presentations on putting condoms in health class? A single condom is enough. She’s not pregnant if you used a condom correctly. She should stop wasting cash on expensive pharmaceuticals, and making you think she’s a weirdo.
3. Purposely try to leave something behind.
This is Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct type shit. Does she really think you believe she left her diamond earrings on your sink by accident? This is a sad display of low self-esteem, and you recognize it as that. She should be cool enough that you should want to see her again based on that fact alone. She shouldn’t need to resort to scheming.
4.Start making plans for the future.
If a girl has sex with you and immediately asks when she’s meeting your parents, your fear will be palpable. You may begin eyeing the fire escape, and seriously contemplate scurrying down four floors to avoid answering this question. Truly, we wouldn’t blame you. She’s once again getting ahead of herself. You shared a beautiful moment, sure, but that doesn’t mean you’re obliged to take her apple picking now.
5.Wear a half sleeve in summer, raise your hands and expose your armpit hair.
Of course, this is pretty good. It’s quite awkward to have the body odor.
6.When singing, run and run.
Still alive and killing the microphone doesn’t give up. It’s killing me.